14: 50 Shades of Podcast Artistry

Aaron and Casey sat down — just them for the first time in a while — and reflected on their Valentine’s Day, sports, and life. They talked about the upcoming NFL veteran’s combine, NFL draft, and the merits of Rickie Weeks as a utility player for the Seattle Mariners. They also talked about Russell Wilson and his enjoyment of 50 Shades of Grey.

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13: That penguin was asking for it ft. Alex Akita (@AlexSSN)

Alex Akita is back to talk about the Seahawks mostly, but also a variety of other topics that may be less good for a written medium. Alex talked to Aaron and Casey about the Seahawks offseason needs, players they may cut, and players they may draft. They also talked about seals having sex with penguins, for some reason.

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12: Super Bowl Catharsis ft. The Great Kermet Apio (@KermetApio)

On this episode of Offspeed Podcast, Casey and Aaron are joined by the great Kermet Apio. Kermet is best known as one of the most successful comedians in the Seattle area, but is also an avid Seattle sports fan who moved to Seattle from Hawaii during one of the pivotal times in Seattle sports. Kermet talked to Aaron and Casey about the Super Bowl (ugh) but by the end of the podcast/therapy session all of the guys feel a lot better.

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11: Second time I watched Aaron Kirby trash a hotel room ft. @MillarSeanM of @Six2MidnightSea

On this podcast Aaron and Casey welcomed long-time Aaron Kirby friend, beer enthusiast, and lead singer of the band Six 2 Midnight, Sean Millar. Sean brought amazing beers and the three guys shared several beers over the course of two hours, 20 minutes of which got cut off by Casey being a dumb person, 18 minutes of which wasn’t much worth listening to anyways. The guys talked about baseball, football, and basketball, as well as too much talk about the stupid pseudo sport called professional wrestling and the amazing beers they were all drinking.

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10: The People’s Asshole, ft. @BigIrishJay and @TheEvanFonseca

In the triumphant tenth episode of your favorite podcast, Aaron and Casey welcomed two comedians into Casey’s dining room, and Casey’s dining room will never be the same. This is maybe the dirtiest episode of any podcast Casey or Aaron have ever been involved with, but it’s funny nonetheless.

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9: Ben Zobrist is the most Oakland Athletic player of all time

This is a packed episode, and in an ideal world it may include reaction to the result of the Ohio State victory over the Oregon Ducks for an NCAA championship, but instead it just includes everything else you may have ever wanted from the last eight days since our last podcast.

Additionally, before you do anything else, go donate some money to Dylan Avila. Dylan is a local comedian who was attacked during a show with a baseball bat last week, which you may have already heard about. Dylan doesn’t have health insurance, and will face bills for surgeries to repair two fractures to his skull as a result of the attack.

You can donate to Dylan at his GoFundMe page.

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8: Kiss her right in the smooch hole

How we got to this title is a real display of how off the rails this podcast is, but here we are, and it’s too late to change anything. Aaron and Casey talk about the NFL playoffs, the coaching carousel, how every team looking for a coach seems to be looking at a Seahawks assistant coach, and a probably other coaching things. They talked about Jim Harbaugh, Sunday’s playoffs games, the Cactus Bowl (including some fat guy on offense stuff) and the tragic and unfortunate passing of Stuart Scott.

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7: JJ Watt is the MVP of our lives

Casey and Aaron got together in the middle of the day, opened a couple beers at an hour when most citizens worth anything are at work, and talked about a bunch of silly things. They both think that JJ Watt should be the MVP of the NFL this year, and they also have a discussion about who the best looking quarterbacks in the NFL are. They talk about Marcus Mariota and the potential that he goes to the Bucs, and also have an extended discussion about the stupidity of Johnny Manziel, and what it would ultimately cost to bring Josh Gordon to Seattle.

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6: Brad Pitt is hotter than Angelina Jolie

Aaron and Casey talked about only the important things leading up to Christmas, like the hotness of Brad Pitt, Marcus Mariota, the Seattle Mariners, and many other sports things. Listen now!

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5: Dog food for everyone, featuring Matt Erickson (@musingmatt)

Today was a special day, as Casey and Matt Erickson consummated a bro-lationship that has been on the precipice of eroticism for years. Matt met Aaron and Casey in Tacoma, enjoyed some beers, and talked about many things, most of which included sports.

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4: Johnny Manziel is practically Hitler

Another week, another set of sports stories poorly analyzed by Casey and Aaron. We recorded before the Howie Kendrick trade, but we were able to talk about Nelson Cruz, John Jaso, Jon Lester, the comparative attractiveness of Max Scherzer and James Shields, the Oakland A’s moves, and Melky Cabrera. We also took some time to talk about how Aaron’s favorite football team, the Tampa Bay Bucs and their potential to get the opportunity to draft Marcus Mariota, and as the title promises, we found a loose and irresponsibly inaccurate link between Johnny Manziel and Adolf Hitler.

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3: All aboard the Puss Train, featuring Alex Akita (@AlexSSN)

Alex Akita came down to our dining room studios and talked about a lot of things, many of which aren’t embodied by this podcast’s title. We talked about the Mariners, baseball in general, the NFL, the 12th Man, the Washington Huskies, and sprinkled in some talk about being a celebrity on Twitter.

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